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For me stand up is like everything else I do; met with mixed results.
somebody left this at my doorstep. i assume this is going to be a lot like taking in an orphan. emotionally.
while heartbreaking, national tragedies do offer us one positive outcome; a shit ton of facebook likes.
i am biting my fingernails in bed
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i am not an okay person
i am nervous in my bed alone in my room
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thank you for reading my poem—you are a little bit happier than i am (Action Books, 2006)
my favorite poem
(Source: luxuriousmane)
you have a cyst on your brain
I asked if you had named it
you said I don’t want to get too attached
you need an MRI
it’s Tuesday
a Tuesday is a classic day for an MRI
no it’s not
The Romney campaign, in an effort to better humanize Romey’s Vice-Presidential nominee, Paul Ryan, has launched a new ad campaign of fireside-chat-esque quotes from the Congressman. Turns out, he’s a really down-to-earth guy! I know I’d have a beer with him!